Rex Manning Day Party!
It's better than Christmas. It's more important than your birthday. It's basically the best day of the entire freaking year.
It's Rex Manning Day!!! And WE'RE BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH.
We're celebrating Rex Manning with a movie party screening of the movie that never fails to make us nostalgic for the '90s, a time when Liv Tyler was just that chick from the Aerosmith videos and Renee Zellweger was not yet a bobblehead. Back then, you could say "Damn the Man!" and listen to the Gin Blossoms without being ironic.
Say no more, mon amour, because this party is guaranteed to be crazier than the time Lucas blew all of the store's money at a casino.
Make sure you dress in your best grunge attire to compete in the Empire Records Employee Costume contest! And you can also proclaim your Rex love in our themed photobooth, and when the party is done, we'll send you home with a special Rex Manning Day souvenir so you can remember this monumental day for years to come.
Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!