Have you seen the new live-action "Beauty and the Beast" yet? If you haven't, or are ready to see it again, may we highly suggest that you forgo the drive out to the mall and instead be our guest*? Here's a few compelling reasons why you should see it at the State Theatre:
WE'RE A LEGIT MOVIE PALACE: What better way to see a movie that takes place in palace than in an actual movie palace? That other theater out by all the car dealerships isn't a palace. And we've got better sound and picture, too!
WE'VE GOT A KICKIN' PRESHOW: And not like the preshows at the mall, which are just commercials. Our staff has compiled a mixtape of the best Disney clips fresh from the Disney Vault! We've got Ariel! We've got Aurora! We've got Mulan! It's a wonderful trip down memory lane before the feaure starts. You'll love it!
WE'VE GOT THE GREY STUFF: Try it, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Well, it's from our bite-size baked good provider, Morsels on Front Street, so that kind of kills your argument right there, huh? And at only $1, you can't beat the value.
WE'VE GOT KILLER B&tB DECOR: There's faux-stained glass murals, a sign from Gaston's pub, and even our very own enchanted** rose under domed glass. There are so many photo opportunities we should probably be charging admission.
WE'VE GOT A TRADING CARD: If you come dressed up in costume you'll receive a special limited edition trading card featuring either Belle or the Beast, a wonderful keepsake from your moviegoing experience.
And don't forget, this coming Friday begins our annual Spring Break Week of FREE MOVIES at the State. And don't worry, "Beauty and the Beast" (and all of our awesome decor) will move over to the Bijou when Spring Break starts.
*See what I did there? Like the song in the movie where they sing about asking someone to be their guest? I haven't seen any of the movies so I don't know who is being asked by whom, or about what, though. Isn't there like a talking raccoon or something? That's pretty cool.
**Rose may not be actually enchanted. Your mileage may vary.